Things I Would Make Fun of Me For If I Were Someone Else
Carrying around my books in their original Amazon wrappers.
Actually very old Amazon wrappers now because the American ones aren’t as snuggly or perfectly fitting and also I haven’t bought a book from Amazon in years. But I know no better way to keep a book in pristine condition (okay, fine, there’s the Book Beau) and still get to read it on the move so judge me all you like!
Always having either two or more Metro cards on me, or none.
Because I am always losing them so then I buy two so I can have them in different bags/coats/wallets, but then I worry that only one has money on it so I end up keeping them together, rendering having more than one of them completely pointless.
Quadruple checking the cooker in the morning before I leave the house
in case I accidentally turned it on in my sleep, I suppose?
My accent and my persistence in using English vocabulary
(even though I know people won’t understand me)
My strange taste in celebrity crushes
Age is just a number, people!
My West Wing obsession
If I were someone else I might say “it’s just a TV show! Get a grip!”. But I would be wrong.