Things I Would Make Fun of Me For If I Were Someone Else

Feel free to laugh at me, too

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Actually very old Amazon wrappers now because the American ones aren’t as snuggly or perfectly fitting and also I haven’t bought a book from Amazon in years. But I know no better way to keep a book in pristine condition (okay, fine, there’s the Book Beau) and still get to read it on the move so judge me all you like!

Because I am always losing them so then I buy two so I can have them in different bags/coats/wallets, but then I worry that only one has money on it so I end up keeping them together, rendering having more than one of them completely pointless.

in case I accidentally turned it on in my sleep, I suppose?

(even though I know people won’t understand me)

Age is just a number, people!

If I were someone else I might say “it’s just a TV show! Get a grip!”. But I would be wrong.

Editor of WALK WITH US: How the West Wing Changed Our Lives; author of the novel UNSCRIPTED and of CONQUERING BABEL: a Practical Guide to Learning a Language.

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